I was at a Doo Wop show with my Mom. It was her idea to go. I live tweeted it. Here are the tweets…
I’m at a doo wop show in Lakewood Nj. Anyone have a warplane? I’ll give you my coordinates. Bomb me out of my misery.5:03 PM May 16th from TwitterFon coordinates. Bomb me out of my misery?
Watching three old women sing “The Twist”. Air strike please.5:08 PM May 16th from TwitterFon
A dj from the oldies station is onstage. He’s about to introduce another group. Ive made peace with my god now hit us with all you got!!!5:19 PM May 16th from TwitterFon
These merciless bastards have launched another wave of falsetto. If you have a daisy cutter, for the love of christ, drop it on me now!5:26 PM May 16th from TwitterFon
Mayday! Mayday! Building is NOT crumbling. Roof is NOT caving in! Souls are NOT flying to Hades! What’s going on up there?!!!!5:34 PM May 16th from TwitterFon
They just announced that Jerry Lewis was an usher at this theatre. If that won’t bring Fatman and Little Boy what will??? Damn you all!5:49 PM May 16th from mobile web
You will be decorated as a war hero if I am in a crater before “silence is golden” is over.5:53 PM May 16th from mobile web
I’ll take ground troops at this point. Shoot this iPhone out of my hands and bayonette me in the face!5:55 PM May 16th from mobile web
my carcass will be the only one not clad in Dockers. Frag me you heartless monsters!!!6:00 PM May 16th from mobile web
my mommy just said we could leave. We are evacuating. I will carry these pyschic wounds forever.6:08 PM May 16th from mobile web