Is this my nephew Eric or Cate Blanchett playing Bob Dylan in “I’m Not There”?
This song is called, "Damn it! It Looks Like I'm Blowing the Bagpiper!"
This song is called… Damn it! It Looks Like I’m Blowing the Bagpiper.
A Baby's Hand Is Cuter Than An Adult Hand
This song is called…A Baby's Hand Is Cuter Than An Adult Hand…
A clip from The Goode Family
This is a clip from The Goode Family. I am the voice of Mr. Heelo, the manager of One Earth market. The voices of Mike Judge, Julia Sweeny, Nancy Walls and Dave Hermann are also featured.
I was interviewed by Karen Geier of Green Cricket about The Goode Family. Click here to check it out!
littleradio.com
I did two hours of radio with Matt Braunger, Matt Dwyer and Steve Agee on littleradio.com today. Great guys, fun talk.
Spaceland
Such a fun show I did last night at Spaceland. With DJ Dougg Pound, Tim Heidecker, Imagine The Band and Neil Hamburger.
bet me a frap
bet me a frap - howard kremer - stand up
The Goode Family Writing Room
Thanks for watching The Goode Family tonight on ABC. Here’s a look at one of our writing rooms.
R.I.P
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
Surfboardin' On One Of Shaq's Turds
A few years back, I wrote these lyrics hoping to sell them to teen heart throb Aaron Carter. I thought this would be a great old school type rap jam for him. No sale. But check it out…
I was sitting on the beach the other day,
All of the sudden I saw some great waves.
I wanted to surf ‘em, oh my lord
but just my luck - I didn’t have a surfboard.
So I called my friend Shaq on the phone
Don’t ya know he was chillin at home
I said “Whats up Shaq, whats the deal?”
he said that he just had a really big meal.
So I said “Hey man, check the flavor,
I need you to do me a Solid favor
Go to the bathroom, take out your rump
sit on the toilet and take a big dump
grab the handle and give it a flush
and down the pipes it will rush.”
He said okay, and he did that,
and it made it to the ocean in no time flat,
then I swam out to it and jumped on top
now I’m riding the waves all day non stop!
Cuz sitting on the beach is for the birds
so I’m cold surf boarding on one of Shaqs turds!
Thanks big man, ya helped me out of a jam,
and that’s team work like an ally oop slam.
I’m hanging ten and cruising, word
I’m cold surf boarding on one of Shaqs turds!
It’s the biggest board in the surf
I’m cold surfburding on one of Shaqs turds!
F@#$ Hair
This song is for the ladies. It’s about my favorite hairstyle. It’s called F@#$ Hair. Enjoy!
Dragon Boy Suede and Randy Mantooth
Dragon Boy Suede and Randy Mantooth. He was on a show called “Emergency”. I told him we should do a record - Boy Suede vs. Man Tooth. Haven’t heard back…
Dragon Boy Suede and magic man David Blaine
Historic meeting last night. Dragon Boy Suede and magic man David Blaine. He saw me do a set. He told me I was great. We shook hands. Then the standard 3 step bro shake: thumb crevice, palm, snap!
UP!
I went to see “Up”. It inspired me. I went home and tied balloons to my grandfather and he floated away.
My favorite title to a cd ever!!
My favorite title to a cd ever!!
douche minutiae
I’m working on a song called “douche minutiae”. It’s about when people overcomplicate things with “if that then this, if this then that, etc…” Ya know, douche minutiae.
Tom T. Hall
DBS influence: Tom T. Hall. This autographed album hangs on the wall in stately Dragon Manor. TTH is a songwriter’s songwriter. If you ever come to Dragon Manor, don’t touch this item.
Dragon Boy Suede IS the Stripper Whisperer
Dragon Boy Suede is not the Dog Whisperer. Dragon Boy Suede is not the Ghost Whisperer. Dragon Boy Suede IS the Stripper Whisperer. Listen, won’t you?