F that shark.
I’m not closing the beach.
Have a Summah!
- Mayor Larry Vaughn
have a summah
F that shark.
I’m not closing the beach.
Have a Summah!
- Mayor Larry Vaughn
There are only two seasons.
Summah and Non Summah.
Enjoy the holidays,
Have a Summah!
Frustrate Busey! Have a Summah!
Summbassadahs,The Summah Squad over at Summah Studios put this together to get you through Non Summah...
Winter Gum? Ew! Gross! Not healthy! Seems wrong!
Instant MM classic! Up there with the John Cougar Billboard Awards induction Speech, the Evel Kneival Eulogy, selling his corvette on ebay, tequila shots on Oprah, wrestling in Africa, naked arrest for playing bongos....Wooderson fo life!!
http://youtu.be/b5sA0zNznU4
Members of the Class of 2015 were sworn in today and started their seven-week “Swab Summah,” a notoriously difficult boot-camp regimen of academic and physical training intended to transform them from everyday teens into potential Coast Guard officers. Swabs are both physically and mentally tested. They will run obstacle courses, complete ropes course challenges, and do numerous push ups.
Another example of man’s inhumanity towards man. Non Summah offers plenty of time for these shenanigans.
“Tonight thank God it’s them instead of you…” - Bono
"F- A - double lacrosse sticks” - how cultured folks refer to Fall during this time of year --Howard Kremer
"Go to Fall!” - what to say to anyone or anything that tries to put a damper on Summah --Howard Kremer
What’s that? You’re just gonna hang around in town all Summah? Why? Cuz you don’t like to fly? Bah Sumbug!
More than 200 million people are expected to climb aboard U.S. airlines this Summah. That’s an average of 2.24 million a day. That’s an increase of 34,000 passengers a day, compared to 2010!
So get some Bose noise cancellng headphones and a handful of Xanax and head for the airport and…Have A Summah!
The first 30 or 40 seconds of this reminds me of how I feel in Spring. And then Summah kicks in!
I’m going to see Prince tonight! Now is a great time to buy tickets for a Summah concert in your area. What’s that?? You don’t wanna buy tickets? Why?? Because StubHub reminds you of that girl from Soul Surfer who got her arm bitten off by a shark?…Then buy them on Craiglist and… Have A Summah!