have a summah

Members of the Class of 2015 were sworn in today and started their seven-week “Swab Summah,” a notoriously difficult boot-camp regimen of academic and physical training intended to transform them from everyday teens into potential Coast Guard officers. Swabs are both physically and mentally tested. They will run obstacle courses, complete ropes course challenges, and do numerous push ups.

Another example of man’s inhumanity towards man. Non Summah offers plenty of time for these shenanigans.

“Tonight thank God it’s them instead of you…” - Bono

 

What’s that? You’re just gonna hang around in town all Summah?

What’s that? You’re just gonna hang around in town all Summah? Why? Cuz you don’t like to fly? Bah Sumbug!

More than 200 million people are expected to climb aboard U.S. airlines this Summah. That’s an average of 2.24 million a day. That’s an increase of 34,000 passengers a day, compared to 2010!

So get some Bose noise cancellng headphones and a handful of Xanax and head for the airport and…Have A Summah!