F that shark.
I’m not closing the beach.
Have a Summah!
- Mayor Larry Vaughn
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F that shark.
I’m not closing the beach.
Have a Summah!
- Mayor Larry Vaughn
There are only two seasons.
Summah and Non Summah.
Enjoy the holidays,
Have a Summah!
Summbassadahs,The Summah Squad over at Summah Studios put this together to get you through Non Summah...
Winter Gum? Ew! Gross! Not healthy! Seems wrong!
What’s that? You’re just gonna hang around in town all Summah? Why? Cuz you don’t like to fly? Bah Sumbug!
More than 200 million people are expected to climb aboard U.S. airlines this Summah. That’s an average of 2.24 million a day. That’s an increase of 34,000 passengers a day, compared to 2010!
So get some Bose noise cancellng headphones and a handful of Xanax and head for the airport and…Have A Summah!
The first 30 or 40 seconds of this reminds me of how I feel in Spring. And then Summah kicks in!
Have A Summah live at Comedy Death Ray, UCB Theatre Los Angeles. 2010.
Big Wednesday. Have A Summah!
<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dFVeibNMhLg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Summah Shark! Yesterday, in Seaside Heights, NJ. Ask anyone of these screaming beach goers and they’ll tell you “Hell yes! I am Having a Summah!”
Kiss July farewell. Say hello to August! Beware of Zombies!
Friends, as we move deeper into Summah you’ll start to hear people mention that they haven’t done anything to celebrate Summah. They’ll use phrases like “Summah went so fast” and “Summah just slipped away”. It happens every Summah.
Although we pity these Summah starved zombies we do not share their plight. This is because we’ve been Having A Summah all along!
Take this time to congratulate yourself for honoring Summah and to remind those Summah starved zombies that they still have time to make good use of the once in a lifetime opportunity that is Summah 2010.
Summah Shark Scare!
A slew of great white sightings over the past few weeks on Cape Cod has scared swimmers in the height of summah vacation time. ”Jaws,” was filmed off of nearby Martha’s Vineyard.
If he bites you, look up at God, thank him for all the Summahs he’s given you… and fade away. Congratulations, you just died a glorious Summah death.
Have A Summah!
Link: You Got Summah On Your Side
No one should sit inside all day fiddling with gadgets when it’s Summah, but these talented young people are singing the praises of Summah so I guess they’re Having a Summah after all!