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Summah is a Fungus Gnat
Summah has ten days to live. Like a Fungus Gnat. Have a Fungus Gnat!
This Is Our Time by Matthew McConaughey
Instant MM classic! Up there with the John Cougar Billboard Awards induction Speech, the Evel Kneival Eulogy, selling his corvette on ebay, tequila shots on Oprah, wrestling in Africa, naked arrest for playing bongos....Wooderson fo life!!
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Check out the Summah-tastic poster for Summahfest 2! Thanks to Dave Kloc!
the Faberge egg of Summah
I present to you… the Schlitterbahn underwater/waterproof camera. It’s the Faberge egg of Summah. I’d raid a lost ark for it.
Members of the Class of 2015 were sworn in today and started their seven-week “Swab Summah,” a notoriously difficult boot-camp regimen of academic and physical training intended to transform them from everyday teens into potential Coast Guard officers. Swabs are both physically and mentally tested. They will run obstacle courses, complete ropes course challenges, and do numerous push ups.
Another example of man’s inhumanity towards man. Non Summah offers plenty of time for these shenanigans.
“Tonight thank God it’s them instead of you…” - Bono
Historic meeting: Nick Swardson, star of film and tv, and the Summah 2011 Towel. The towel is on tour all Summah. If it comes to your town, take a pic with it and Have A Summah!
"F- A - double lacrosse sticks”
"F- A - double lacrosse sticks” - how cultured folks refer to Fall during this time of year --Howard Kremer
"Go to Fall!”
"Go to Fall!” - what to say to anyone or anything that tries to put a damper on Summah --Howard Kremer
Q. Can one enjoy Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin during the Summah? Immigrant Song contains the line “Come to the land of the Ice and Snow…”.
A. Yes! These images are benign to us during Summah. So get the Led out and Have A Summah!
New York Times Says Italy does Summah bettah!
The other day I received a message from TV and Film comedian Andy Daly. He was alerting me to the fact that the NYT had stated that Italians do Summah the best. This is a challenge we must meet head on. Beat Italy in 2011! Have A Summah!
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Summah Secret Confessional!
A Summah Secret is something you, but no one knows but you! Send Howard your Summah Secrets in the Summah Secret Confessional, and you could win! [gravityform id=2 name=ConfessNow!]
This is how the pros choose. But don’t be intimidated, you don’t have to hav
This is how the pros choose.
But don’t be intimidated, you don’t have to have a selection process as comprehensive as this.
Just pick out a gum and chew it all Summah- that’s your Summah Gum!
What’s that? You’re just gonna hang around in town all Summah?
What’s that? You’re just gonna hang around in town all Summah? Why? Cuz you don’t like to fly? Bah Sumbug!
More than 200 million people are expected to climb aboard U.S. airlines this Summah. That’s an average of 2.24 million a day. That’s an increase of 34,000 passengers a day, compared to 2010!
So get some Bose noise cancellng headphones and a handful of Xanax and head for the airport and…Have A Summah!
What kind of Summah is Summah 2011 shaping up to be? The kind in which sharp dressed gentleman
What kind of Summah is Summah 2011 shaping up to be? The kind in which sharp dressed gentleman pay you in oil to… Have A Summah!
Put away last years Summah Syphons - there’s no need to steal your neighbors gas to get to the beach this season! Have A Summah!
The first 30 or 40 seconds of this reminds me of how I feel in Spring. And then Summah kicks in!
The first 30 or 40 seconds of this reminds me of how I feel in Spring. And then Summah kicks in!
Announcing...ringtones! Who Charted chart themes and more! Enjoy.
I’m going to see Prince tonight! Now is a great time to buy tickets for a Summah concert in
I’m going to see Prince tonight! Now is a great time to buy tickets for a Summah concert in your area. What’s that?? You don’t wanna buy tickets? Why?? Because StubHub reminds you of that girl from Soul Surfer who got her arm bitten off by a shark?…Then buy them on Craiglist and… Have A Summah!